07:33 pm - oh hai!
woah, i saw a segway today!
there was this nerdy looking guy riding it down the street on uvm campus. and he had a segway helmet. why do you need that? i was so excited, i stuck my head out the window and screamed out 'woah look at that guy'. that was totally the effect he was going for. wow, way to get on board with progress (if you think progress is a real thing).
now me and flopsy are watching a commercial, and i swear it sounds like they're advertising semen seared salmon. eeew. is that the food of the future? we should ask the segway guy. is a segway even useful? like, can you take it on long distances, or do you have to charge it or something? why not just walk or ride a bike instead? i don't know! we live in complicated times.
there was this nerdy looking guy riding it down the street on uvm campus. and he had a segway helmet. why do you need that? i was so excited, i stuck my head out the window and screamed out 'woah look at that guy'. that was totally the effect he was going for. wow, way to get on board with progress (if you think progress is a real thing).
now me and flopsy are watching a commercial, and i swear it sounds like they're advertising semen seared salmon. eeew. is that the food of the future? we should ask the segway guy. is a segway even useful? like, can you take it on long distances, or do you have to charge it or something? why not just walk or ride a bike instead? i don't know! we live in complicated times.
